russian ball pit
1) a gathering of nude bearded men who, after having consumed a large amount of vodka, rub their t-st-cl-s together in a pit or hole in the ground. this is usually done in effort to remove the hair from the scr-t-m of each partic-p-nt.
2) a ball pit filled mostly with straight vodka containing a sporadic spread of floating colourful b-lls. used in some areas of the world to bathe.
1) “i woke up this morning in a russian ball pit and now by b-lls are chaffed.”
2) “i woke up this morning in a russian ball pit and now i’m as clean as a whistle.”
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