russian bikini wax
when one cuts off their pubic hair for later use to be made into a faux beard for a friend, without their friend knowing.
“its sandys birthday, what are you getting her?”
“i decided to be creative, im going to give her a russian bikini wax.”
“sh-t thats such a good idea, i was just going to give her sandals.”
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