Russian Breakfast
drinking vodka with your cereal of choice
“dude i got hammered of my russian breakfast, i had fruit-loops.”
2 more definitions
a.k.a. a “serj” breakfast
where, after a long night of heavy drinking, one decides to take a shot, pint, chug etc … of vodka.
– not to be confused with the s-x act.
– not a good cure for a hangover.
– will not make the damage to your house the night before go away.
hangover patient 1 –
“wow, i dont remember last night .. oh god, my head!!!”
hangover patient 2 –
“dude, he is downing vodka first thing in the morning??!”
hangover patient 1 –
“… russian breakfast … brave”
the act of cracking an egg onto a v-g-n-, and optionally some crumbled bacon, and licking it off
mrs. obama and i had a nice russian breakfast
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