Russian Burrito
also known as the belarusian tortilla, the russian burrito is the foremost s-xual maneuver that satisfies both the libido, and the appet-te. the act itself involves a prokofiev mp3, a fifth of smirnoff ice (preferably raspberry flavour) and a third of can of refried beans. executed to perfection, the gentleman caller must pour the beans into his lover’s tortilla flaps (l-b– minora), and douse it with back-washed girly vodka. follow this up with a solid donkey blow to her spinebone and voila- a tasty, homemade russian burrito.
after school, i gave the headmaster’s daughter a russian burrito. her bony spine hurt my knuckles.
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