Russian Cockblock
when a russian man c-ck blocks you by actually cutting off your d-ck and b-lls and stuffing it in your mouth so you get none from any direction.
male: hey baby.
female: let’s do it.
russian c-ckblocker: karate chop!
male: that was my d-ck.(says with a full mouth)
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