Russian Cracker


where a group of guys get together and get an unsalted or salted cracker. all the guys start to jerk off and all j-zz on the cracker, last one to c-m, gets a snack.
dude, im soooo glad that i c-m fast, that russian cracker must have suckeddd for jimmy.

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