Russian Divingboard
a lewd s-x act between a male and their partner (male or female), in which the partner takes a small, semi-spherical and semi-rigid p–p onto the head of the male’s p-n-s. the partner then uses one or two fingers to push down on the tip of said p-n-s super fast, being sure to pull their hand away in hopes that the slingshot-like upward bounceback of the p-n-s will fling the feces into his mouth.
(successful dismount of doo-doo depends on practice; length, rigidity, and elasticity of p-n-s; and the consistency, size, and moistness of feces.)
as punishment, my father would make me perform the russian divingboard on him in front of my 32 sister-wives.
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