russian funnel


when your partner shoves a funnel in your -rs- and sh-ts, p-sses, spits, c-ms and throws up in it. they then take it out and as fast as they can shove it in their gob and pour the rest on your chest and -rs-. shortly followed by sh-ttig on your chest and adding whippy cream and a cherry!
hey s-xy wanna come round and f-ck followed by a russian funnel?

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