russian gas mask
-(v) the act or art of placing ones b-lls on the bridge of anothers nose, while orienting your “taint/-sshole” over your partners mouth.
usually seen at parties and strip clubs in the tampa bay area, most prevelant near tia/drew park area.
“dude i just russian gas masked this b-tch over off of buffalo avenue” (ain’t mlk ricky !)
similar to an iranian gasmask, except the p-n-s is inserted into the “wearer’s” mouth, instead of the b-lls
man, they might not know how to ice skate, but they sure do make good gasmasks.
or
baby, i feel our love needs to be taken to the next level, so please let me give you a russian gasmask.
the act of farting in your partner’s mouth, then receiving oral s-x from them.
i convinced that b-tch to give me a russian gas mask….it was degrading!
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