Russian Latte
a former-soviet s-xual act in which two fully-uniformed spetsnaz soldiers simultaneously -j-c-l-t- into a full coffee mug. after stirring they feed this to their pet wolves. once believed to be a fun way of attempting man-wolf crossbreeding, most admit that they were simply bored. this practice was later adopted by american cafes as a way to cut costs on dairy products, most famously by starbucks using it for all dairy products since 2003.
chekov: nothing happening tonight at the base?
ivan: nope, we might as well make our wolves a nice russian latte.
chekov: i’ve already made two today, but why not.
dmitri: hey idiots, don’t you know that starbucks will just sell you one?
ivan: well that defeats the purpose.
dmitri: true, but it’s better than getting frostbite on your shaft.
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