Russian macaroni


1. a fatal stomach disease that causes ulcers, it’s slang is “russian macaroni”

2. two h-m-s-xual men have intercourse through the -n-l p-ssage. one man’s p-n-s -j-c-l-t-s sperm into the -n-s. he then excretes urine into the same man’s -n-s. the man who was -j-c-l-t-d and peed into then p–ps out a light yellow, chunky mixture that looks somewhat of macaroni. you will never look at mac n cheese the same way again.

you may eat it if you’d like.

3. macaroni and cheese made in russia
1. “oh no! i have russian macaroni!”
2. “oh no! maybe you got it from the russian macaroni you

had last night!”
3. “you don’t understand! now we can’t russian macaroni

every night anymore!”

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