Russian Milkshake


the act of having a female forcefully shove one of her b–bs into a man’s -n-s until lactation occurs.
1. “dude, i got susan to give me a russian milkshake last night! best night ever!”

2. “betty gave russian milkshakes to like five guys last night, what a sk-nk. and you wouldn’t believe how much milk i had to clean up!”

3. i had to cancel my colonoscopy because sarah russian milkshaked me so hard last night.

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