Russian Morning
the act of getting up at three in the morning, putting the cereal of your choice in a bowl and pouring vodka and milk in it.
eating it, and drinking the rest of the vodka, you get dressed drunk off your -ss and go to work in the sh-ttiest clothes you have with no coat in cold weather, and you come home after finding out it’s sunday.
nikolai: gah, man, i had a russian morning today, almost got ran over trying to go to work.
dmitry: dude.
it’s sunday at five in the morning.
waking up after a night of drinking nothing but vodka.
the party was f-cking insane
yeah it was good, woke up to a russian morning though, i felt like sh-t.
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