Scandinavian Headlock

the act of a naked man wrapping his legs around a person’s neck, causing them to suck his d-ck
guy 1: bra! guess what i got to do last night with sydney.
guy 2: don’t tell me you already got a scandinavian headlock!
guy 1: you guessed it bro.

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