Russian Party Cracker’s
russian party cracker’s, or rpc, is a game usually played at celibratory events.
to play russian party cracker’s, you need to get 2 standard issue confetti style poppers.
tie the 2 trigger strings together, then challenge your friend or colleague to a game of russian party cracker’s.
each contestant is to take the barrel of their popper and aim it at their face. then on the count of three you pull your barrel or end, as you would with a traditional christmas cracker, and the victor is declared to be the one who’s face is not covered in confetti.
other variants include spicy russian party cracker’s, in order to play this variant you need to load the barrel containg the confetti with hot sauce.
ahhhhh daaaaammmnnn, i got done in the eye again whilst playing russian party cracker’s.
Read Also:
- Rustix
the epitome of awesomeness and the essence of life. sometimes mistaken as a furniture store. often represented as a unicorn but chuck norris or mr t suffices. an antonym of i.s.a.r chuck norris is rustix.
- cosmic jizz
the junk you find primarily on used video game controlers found at yard sales and flea markets i got a sweet deal on an old nintendo. but it’s totally covered in cosmic j-zz
- rustom
an awesome, articulate and savvy guy who tends to make girls melt on sight. hugh jackman looked like a rustom at the oscars last night. rustom is a humerous filo and easy to get along with. although not gorgeous, he has some attractions. has relationship issues with his girlfriend maddie. rustom has many female friends […]
- cunt herder
another word for a pimp or player. can also be used as a verb; to c-nt herd the c-nt herder was arrested for c-nt herding.
- cuntlapping
a man’s (or a lesbian’s) gift to a woman; oral caress of the v-lv- and cl-toris. “c-ntlapping is my favorite indoor sport, so lie down, sweetie.” “you better be able to breathe through your ears, buster!” to lick the female genitals as a dog would lap up water from a bowl. “i was c-nt lapping […]