Russian Snowboard


the act of having s-x with the man positioned behind the woman on the top of a large flight of stairs. just as the male -j-c-l-t-s he pushes the woman down the stairs and rides her face first to the bottom.
man: i gave jimmy’s mom a russian snowboard and she has been in a coma for three weeks. how is she doing?
doctor: she’ll never walk again…
man: epic…

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