Russian Standard Vodka


one of the finest vodkas that russia exports. it is the number one selling premium vodka inside of russia. the taste is far superior to other premium vodkas such as grey goose, kettle one, and level, at half the price. 1500ml handle sells for roughly $30us. russian standard offers their regular premium, gold (limited edition ultra premium), platinum (ultra premium), and their imperia line (triple premium). imperia was rated as one of the top 10 finest vodkas on the planet in a 2008 competion.
i’ll have russian standard vodka neat with the caviar please.

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