Rustic Blowtorch


the act of taking a shmexy girl to a cabin in the woods, f-cking the sh-t out of her, then lighting the cabin on fire. this act was widely popular in medieval russia and china. the words in russian, красивая девушка в огне, means pretty girl on fire. only prost-tutes and tight-p-ss-ed woman would ever have this honor.
adam: hey joe, where’s that smokin’ chick you were gonna f-ck last night?

joe: oh, her? we just went to the woods and i gave her a rustic blowtorch. lookin’ for a new girlfriend, now.

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