Russian Standard


high quality kerosene. useful for aspiring fire-eaters other cl-sses of circus performers.
when jiminy stole a bottle of russian standard from the liquor bureau he knew that he would be able to make great friends at the circus. as mam had advised him, carnies would respect his generosity and with practice might teach him the long standing carny art of hoops, dragon breath swallowing, cannonballing, and spectacling.

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