Russian Sunglasses


1. when someone finishes cr-pping, but doesn’t wipe and then sits on an unsuspecting victims face, making a m-ssive p–p splat on your nose and around your eyes.

2. some fancy sungl-sses from russia
1. dude, last night it was firetrucking hilarious when billy woke up to find he got some russian sungl-sses!

2. ooh, look at those designer russian sungl-sses!

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