Russian Surprise


exotic s-x position where the man drinks a whole bottle of vodka and j-zzes in it. then he shakes it up and turns it upside down sticking the neck of the bottle into a girls v-g-n-. when the sperm empties from the bottle the male gives the girl -n-l and yells surprise! in russian
my vag hurts from my boyfriend giving me a russian surprise

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