Russian Tootsie Roll


commonly known as “the roll”. this is the s-xual act of rolling the v-g-n-l lips into small cornroll like shapes followed by inserting a ping-pong ball (or similar shaped object) , allowing no room for error the user must then shoot the spring loaded beaver cannon-cl-ssified only by the size of the pigeonhole and distance catapulted.
how bout that drive in- do you prefer some chicken or the russian tootsie roll?

person a) adam hasn’t been to cl-ss in a few days

person b) i heard he pulled off “the roll”

person a) winning!

person b) party!

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