russian waterslide


can only be performed by old russian men. the russian waterslide is the act of attending a water park and penetrating young prey, of your choice while riding down a waterslide all while the arm is elbow deep in the anoose of the young prey wowza
russian man:”alright alex, time for a russian waterslide”
alex: “aye papi ”

– screams heard throughout the country

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