Russtalian


an awesome sounding accent that is a mix of russian and italian. pr-nounced rush-ta-lee-an if you’re stupid and couldn’t figure that out on your own. the infamous group-x has a similar sounding accent if you have heard their music stylings or voices. also good prank-calling material. it sort of sounds like the following if you were to pr-nounce them exactly as typed:
i haive schfifty faive schtuffed ainnymals.
(i have fifty five stuffed animals)
cain you gaive meh schfive of your nicest taicos?
(can you give me five of your nicest tacos)

pr-nounce these exactly as written. then you will be able to speak in a russtalian accent!

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