a gay man’s period.
once a month, for usually 3-5 days, all gay men experience rustb-tt, when the acc-mulated s-m-n and blood from a month of b-tt s-x is shed from the -n-l lining, and comes out as a rust-colored fluid.
this totally hot guy wants to come home with me tonight, but i’ve got mad rustb-tt 🙁
- beef sandwich v*g*n*
the name given to a v-g-n- with very meaty loose flapping l-b– lips, which more than not smells like a week old plate of rotting anchovies. i have f-ck-d a woman such as this. i’m not proud but there you go. “oh, please tell me you didn’t f-ck her beef sandwich v-g-n-.” “man, i wasn’t […]
- cherry dipping
when you dip your b-lls in a girls v-g-n- while she is on her period. joe loves cherry dipping his wife….
- emma henderson
performing a s-xual act to your partner within the confines of a children’s play area i heard you gave your man an emma henderson the other day
when a dog will not stop humping an object you should call it a humposaurus. ahhh dog!!! stop being such a humposaurus!
b–bshi is sushi that falls on a girl’s b–bs but instead of throwing it out she eats it. this occurance is popular with uncoordinated girls. guy: did you just eat that sushi that fell down your shirt? girl: yeah, i eat b–bshi all the time cause i’m such a klutz.