Rustic Charmer


having s-x with male/female 65 years or older. they then insert their aarp card in your -ss, and remove their dentures and then proceed to perform f-ll-t–us acts upon your genitals. upon -j-c-l-t–n you start singing blue velvet by bobby vinton.
hey i met betty white the other day. she brought me back to her room and gave me the old rustic charmer.

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