rustic shine


applied to a person, place, or thing that seems unexciting or gross to outsiders but is appreciated by those who know its true charm.
person #1: hey, do you want to go to the local pub?

person #2: that dumpster? i wouldn’t walk in there if you paid me.

person #1: forget it. you don’t understand its rustic shine.

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