rusty bishop


step 1 sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping person.

step 2 sh-t directly on top of their head (you want a nice round blob)

step 3 jerk off and blow a load on to the pile of sh-t.

these steps will result with a rusty looking sh-t mound on the victim’s head causing them to look like the bishop from a chess set.
it took janet forever to get the rusty bishop out of her hair after she fell asleep on the airplane.
similar to a rusty trombone except when performed by an alter boy on a clergyman.
when the nun smelled billy’s breath she knew he gave the good father a rusty bishop.
step 1 sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping person.

step 2 sh-t directly on top of their head (you want a nice round blob)

step 3 jerk off and blow a load on to the pile of sh-t.

these steps will result with a rusty looking sh-t mound on the victim’s head causing them to look like the bishop from a chess set.

it took janet forever to get the rusty bishop out of her hair after she fell asleep on the airplane.
while in the doggy style position, the man sticks a chess piece up the womans -ss followed by his c-ck and his load. when the woman sh-ts out the chess piece the sh-t and c-m mix together causing the rusty bishop.
carla couldn’t sit down due to her -ss leaking, after receiving a rusty bishop last night.

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