rusty cowboy


rusty cowboy (or rusty cowgirl): the act of pulling a blood saturated tampon from your girl’s v-g-n-, holding it by the string, spinning it above your head while yelling “yee haw”, and then slinging it at the wall.
1. ted: the bible says man shall not know woman when she is bleeding.

stanley: i guess the dude who wrote it never heard of the rusty cowboy.

2. my girlfriend was so drunk and h-rny last night that she didn’t eve get mad when i played rusty cowboy.

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