Rusty Crayfish


while the woman is set up, in a crab walk position. the male “crab” will position himself over the woman “crab”, sh-tting on her chest. after the defication, he moves his -n-s to the face area, allowing the woman “crab” to clean him.
me and my wife were bored, so i donkey punched her, and told the b-tch to do a “rusty crayfish”.

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