rusty iguana
this is when you are banging a girl on the beach and you pull your slong out of her, then proceed to get sand stuck to your p-n-s. once your p-n-s is fully coated in a layer of course sand you then forcefully penetrate you womans -n-l c-n-l whilst she remains unaware. due to the sudden shock of a sandy peen in her b-tt she will thrust her head forward poking her tongue out much like an iguana’s reaction when scared.
bro i gave sandy such a rusty iguana last week, she’s still getting grains out as she p–ps.
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