rusty kabob


ingredients needed:

1. cherry tomato
2. onion
3. green pepper
5. perferably a midget

start this s-xual act by stuffing a cherry tomato, onion, and a green pepper up your partner’s -ss (perferably a midget).

next, you pound your partner in the -ss ’til all of the vegetables are so mashed they stick to your c-ckmeat.

then, yank that dripping pole out of her swollen -ss and feed her that dirty man-meat . . . deep down her hungry throat . . .

yummyyyyy ! ! ! ! ! !
my c-ck was so deep up this midgets -ss the tomato from my rusty kabob came out the back of her throat.

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