Rusty Longsword


during s-x, when a man is so overwhelmed by the thought that he has “gotta go fast”, that he starts to lose his erection. it may become useful again, but isn’t ready to stand up to any special challenges.
“yeah, it’s a rusty longsword. it might be useable if buffed up.”
#s-x #s-x acts #erection #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #game grumps #sword #longsword

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