Rusty Moose
the rusty moose is executed when one is in the rear mount position. while slamming away, you poke your fingers into the -sshole one at a time, to include the thumbs. next you shove your thumbs into the ears of the subject, maintaining coitus, opening your hands in a moose-antler fashion and bellowing loudly.
“yo, dude, i gave the patti the rusty moose last night.”
-verb- the act of pulling a rusty moose can be summed up by making a fool of, and/or embarr-ssing, humiliating, degrading, spoofing, or fa-noodling ones self. and other wise, making yourself look or seem idiotic, dumb, r-t-rded, stupid, ignorant or worthless. may also be implied when ill-referencing something, or refusal of dancing the dk dance.
guy 1: i got arrested for asking a cop that pulled me over for drunk driving, to hold my beer while i tried to run away.
guy 2: dude, you just pulled a rusty moose
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