Rusty Ninja
after a sporting event; when your teammate is washing his hair and his eyes are closed, someone sneaks up behind him and checks his oil with their thumb (quickly slips a thumb in his -ss), then runs off before he is able to rinse the soap away and identify the clandestine violator
after the game someone gave john a rusty ninja. john was attacked by a rusty ninja after the game. be careful, there’s a rusty ninja in there.
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