Rusty Parsnip
a very explicit s-xual act. usually used to describe when a vegetable is -n-lly inserted,then eaten by someone other than the person that was inserted with the vegetable. some people may have s-xual feelings about “rusty parsnips”.this s-xual act is very common within the worldwide russian community.
“vlad, i’m feeling h-rny.”
“i’ve got the carrot in my hand,baby.”
“i’m ready for a rusty parsnip , make me scream!”
“get ready,babe.”
“oh yeah,f-ck yeah.”
“take it,сука.”
“ahhhhh,ooooooohhh yeeeeeeeee!f-ck me harder with the carrot!”
-screams of vegetable pleasure-
“now,that’s the brownest carrot i’ve seen for a while.”
“take a bite,while i get wet.”
-bites into brown, feces covered carrot.-
“how does it taste,vlad?”
“f-cking grim.”
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