rusty sponge
when you use a sponge as a c-mrag and forget about it under the bed. several weeks from then, mold will grow, fusing with the s-m-n, forming a rust-looking sludge all over the sponge.
person 1: bro i found some good–ss p-rn but all my rags were used so i used my mom’s dish sponge.
person 2: you made sure to rinse that sh-t out, right?
person 1: nah man, i left it under my bed and now it looks like this *show sponge*
person 2: n-gg- that’s a rusty sponge!
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