Rusty Spoons
a phrase that expresses your -rg-smic love for something.
may also be used in suggestive concept.
becca: charmander is just rusty spoons
emily: i know !
becca: rusty spoons ?
emily: let’s wait until my parents leave.
saladfingers: i like rusty spoons
a word that symbolises someone who has not had any s-xual intercourse for a long period of time, thus affected his skill in the bedroom, or having s-xual intercourse.
jessica: make love to me.
dan: okay, but i doubt youll enjoy it as much as you used to, i havnt had s-x in a long time, so im a bit of a rusty spoon now.
jessica: nevermind then.
while spooning, the one in the front sh-ts on the one in the back (unknowingly). when they wake up, the poo becomes crusted, enabling rusty spoonage.
“aww man you just rusty spooned me!!!”
“d-mn bro im sorry, i had no idea!”
a man uses a spoon to remove excess c-m from the women, lets it dry on the table, and then uses it to serve her breakfast the next morning
that b-tch sucked at giving head so i gave her the rusty spoon with her wheaties
somethin done s-xual with a guy, in the shower by easy, fat, orange b-tches. kinda like a rusty trumbone but so much nastier.. like for guys who have 10 inch d-cks.
brits a fat b-tch i bet shes givin him a rusty spoon in our dorm rite now. runnin train wit morgan and brian
when u get wasted at a party and p-ss out. the next morning you awake with some sort of silverware(mainly a spoon)up your -ss for no aparent reason.
chris:”how was the party last nite?”
aaron:”pretty good, except for me wakin up with a rusty spoon!”
dillon:my pants smell like fish tacos
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