rusty surfboard
1. when a surfer has the runs/explosive diarrhea and is waiting for the next set (of waves) too far from the beach to make it to a bathroom and “let’s it go” while sitting on his or her board
2. a s-x act where two w-ngs or s-x toys are simultaneously inserted into a b-tt at angles so they come together in a point past the sphincter and the two wieners or d-ld-s outline the shape of the front of a surfboard
brodie was super embarr-ssed when he went back out too soon after eating indian food and ended up with a rusty (surf)board.
i heard you and your buddy ran a rusty surfboard on your girl the other day. she must be super chill.
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