Hasselhoffed

to save or help some one. to come to someone’s rescue
mary: my car stalled last night but james h-sselhoffed.
1. to have david h-sselhoff edited into a photograph of yourself, usually with s-xually suggestive results
2. to be on the recieving end of s-xual relations with david h-sselhoff
1. john h-sselhoffed a photo of me, now it looks like we’re showering together!
2. i heard that kiru was h-sselhoffed last night. then again, who hasn’t been?
sloppy, sh-t-faced drunk
dude, i was so hammered last night.

yeah, you were really h-sselhoffed
#drunk #h-sselhoff #hammered #alcohol #drinking #booze #loaded
to get so drunk (wasted) that you sit on the floor shirtless, trying (unsuccessfully) to eat a burger while allowing your teenage daughter to film it.
dude, i am going to get so h-sselhoffed tonight!
#wasted #drunk #blocked #smashed #inebriated
in an extreme state of drunkeness
“man, i got so h-sselhoffed last night, i woke up under someones kitchen table with my pants off, and pasty’s on my b-lls”
#h-sselhoff #h-sselhoffed #drunk #hammered #smashed
the punishment received when you leave your computer unlocked. the name comes form the fact that the typical punishment is to change the persons background image to some obscene image of david h-sselhoff.
mr. palm just got h-sselhoffed by mr. ståhl when failing to lock his computer while playing table tennis.
fraped
faceraped
#haselhoffed #h-sselhofed #haselhofed #fraped #david #h-sselhoff
to have ones computer screen desktop changed to a s-xually suggestive picture of h-sselhoff
when my coworkers leave their computers unlocked, they get h-sselhoffed
#desktop background #computer #h-sselhoff #h-sselhoffed #co-workers #work
1. to drink your face off after a hard day’s work as in “i worked really hard this week. i’m definitely getting h-sselhoffed tonight.”
2. to drink enough alchol that eating a cold burger seems like a good idea. “dude that guy is so h-sselhoffed he’s eating those day old mcdonald’s fries.”
“i worked really hard this week. i’m definitely getting h-sselhoffed tonight.”

“dude that guy is so h-sselhoffed he’s eating those day old mcdonald’s fries.”
#drunk #drinking #eating #david h-sselhoff #h-sselhoffed