Rusty Taco
an older womans v-g-n-(80 years or older) usually dripping an odd smelling substance.
jay and deans mom has a rusty taco
it’s the art of the double dip on a divorced lady who hasn’t had s-x in years. you do her in the b-tt, and she has bl–dy stool. then, while having tons of bl–dy sh-t on your d-ck, you slide it into her bl–dy period vag, thus resulting in a brown/red v-g-n–or a rusty taco.
picking up the last sk-nky cougar at a bar, usually with wrinkly overly bronzed t-ts, sporting a sturgis t-shirt and you wonder how the f-ck she burns down so many marb reds without igniting her 80’s glamour shot hair sprayed p-b- farm of hair. also, guaranteed to give you a bj in a dumpster while wearing -ss-less chaps that are coated in her rusty taco sauce. she may be missing a tooth, but she can suck a mean hog as she most likely started blowing h-lls angel thugs at age 17.
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