Rusty Tromblumpkin
a combination on the rusty trombone, (a s-xual position in which a girl licks the man’s -sshole while giving him hand relief from behind), and the blumpkin (a s-xual position in which a man takes a dump and simultaneously receives oral pleasure). a modified toilet or a lot of creativity is required.
i received a quite satisfying rusty tromblumpkin last night!
i wish i had time for a rusty tromblumpkin!
rusty tromblumpkins are quite addictive!
a mixture between a rusty trombone and a blumpkin.
in a rusty tromblumpkin, the male recieves a hand job while depositing feces directly into another person’s mouth.
no one talked to catye anymore since her mouth reeked of feces from giving matt a rusty tromblumpkin.
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