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a specific s-xual act, possibly created by colonel horace gentleman and tennessee williams back in p-town. the exact details of what const-tutes a “rusty venture” are in question, but here are several possible answers:

-note- most of the descriptions listed are gay s-xual acts.

1. when you jerk off so much your d-ck gets all red and sore. – brock’s description (and widely believed to be the real one due to it being the only act that could likely be something rusty himself has done).

2. when you take your finger and run it around a guy’s -sshole while you jack the guy off into his own mouth. – the alchemist’s description

3. a snake venom – sh-r-leave’s description

4. a double frogman – colonel gentleman’s description

5. when you fist a guy then open up your hand inside his -ss and grab. whatever you come out with you rub on his d-ck. – watch’s description

6. when you take a girl out for a huge dinner but you don’t let her use the restroom. then you have -n-l s-x with her and she p–ps all over your d-ck. so right when you’re about to get off you take it out and blow sh-t-c-m on her back. that’s the rusty part. the venture part is where you eat that junk off her back without using your hands. – ward’s description

7. a handjob that involves rubbing sh-t all over a guy’s d-ck, a turkey baster, and both parties eating their way through something while in a bathtub. – triana’s description
i’m gonna give you a rusty venture!
from the adult swim comedy “the venture brothers”, it’s when a guy jerks off so much his d-ck gets all red and sore.
hooker: “i’m gonna give you a rusty venture”
brock sampson: “don’t believe the hype honey, a rusty venture is when you jerk off so much your d-ck gets all red and sore.”
a s-x act. has a variety of definitions depending on your region in the states, but it’s generally -ssociated with male h-m-s-xual s-x. the term originated in the 80s, possibly started by “horace gentlemen” out of provincetown, m-ssachusetts. whenever the rusty venture is brought up in conversation, they almost always argue about what exactly it is.
depending on who you ask and in what region of the states, a rusty venture is:

1) taking your finger and running it around a guy’s -sshole while you jerk the guy off and he’s uncirc-mcised
2) where two men 69 and they fill each others mouths with seamen, then turn over and blow splooge into each other’s -ssholes (not to be confused with a snake venom)
3) where you take a scuba snorkel and put your d-ck in the mouthpiece, then snake the other end up into your -ss, then jerk off until you manage to -j-c-l-t- into your own -ss (not to be confused with a double frogman)
4) when you jerk a guy off, clench his s-m-n in your fist, shove your hand into his -ss, open your fist, and whatever you come out with, rub it on his -ss cheeks
5) conversely, a straight s-x position that involves a “rusty” part and a “venture part. the rusty part is where a man takes a girl out for a huge dinner, but then not let her go to the bathroom. then he has -n-l s-x with her, she she sh-ts on his d-ck. he pulls out and -j-c-l-t-s on her back. the “venture” part is where he eats that mess off her back without using his hands.
6) when two people fill a tub with questionable content (syrup, sh-t, etc), have lots of s-x in said tub, then eat the content of the tub with turkey basters
7) a handjob in which the d-ck in question is covered in sh-t
8) when a man m-st-rb-t-s so much that his d-ck gets all red and sore
has a few potential meanings. a rusty venture is:

1) when you take your finger and run it around a guy’s -sshole while you jerk the guy off into his own sh-t.

2) when you 69 and fill each other’s mouths with c-m; then you turn over and blow splooge into each other’s -ssholes.

3) when you take a scuba snorkel and put your c-ck in the wee bendy mouth part, then sneak the other end right up your back address. then you grab the middle of the snorkel and you’re f-ckin’ your own -ss and runnin’ your own crank until you’re standin’ in a pile of your own j-zzum.

3) when you fist a guy and then open up your hand inside his -sshole and grab whatever you can. whatever you come out with, you rub on his d-ck.

4) could be a straight move. when you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but don’t let her go to the can. then you have -n-l s-x and she sh-ts all over your d-ck; when you’re about to come you pull out and blow sh-t all over her t-ts. that’s the rusty part; the venture part is when you eat it without using your hands.

5) when you jerk off so much your d-ck gets all red and sore.
the rusty venture is a mysterious maneuver from the castro community of the 1970s.
named after a s-x maneuver in the tv show the venture bros., a rusty venture is when you jerk off so many times in a day that your p-n-s becomes all red and sore.
i got a rusty venture after that all night midget p-rn marathon.
(n.)

1. when you take your finger and run it around a guy’s -ss hole while you jack the guy off into his own -sshole.

2. when you 69 and you feel eachother’s mouths with c-m, then you turn over and fill eachother’s -ssholes with the c-m.

3. what you do is you take a scuba snorkel and you put your d-ck in the wee bendy mouth part, then you snake the other end right up your back gadras. then you just grab the middle of that snorkel and your f-cking your own -ss and pulling of your crank at the same time and you’re spending your own jacksey! now that is a rusty venture!–

–a.k.a. a double frog-man

4. when you fist the guy and you open up your hand inside his -sshole (he has to be laying down), and whatever you come out with you rub on his d-ck.

5. a straight move: you take a girl out to dinner and you don’t let her go to the can. then you have -n-l s-x with her and she sh-ts all over your d-ck and you rub it on her back.–

–note: this is simply a rusty. in order for it to be a rusty venture you must eat whatever is rubbed on her back without using your hands.

6. when you jerk off so much your d-ck gets red and sore.

7. no where near as good as an action johnny.
i totally had a rusty venture last night..
hotly debated s-xual practice. many definitions can be found but the overwhelming consensus defines the activity as overactive masturbation that results in a raw, red d-ck.
that girl was so hot she made me go home and give myself a rusty venture.

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