rusty tugboat
a vigorous handjob, immediately following -n-l s-x, to mitigate sucking on p–p d-ck.
alan was elated when his mom agreed to -ss-to-mouth! but was heartbroken when she gave him a rusty tugboat first. 🙁
when a man/woman deficates on their hand and proceeds to m-st-rb-t- you.
hey kyle, how did it go with sarah last night?
not good man, she tried to give me a rusty tugboat!
what the f-ck dude?
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