rusty uncle


when your weird/funny/alchoholic uncle makes you smell his finger knowing all to well he had them in or around his b-tthole.
uncle ben, will you please stop attempting to rusty uncle me.

i am simply trying to enjoy the family reunion.
get a mug for your aunt sarah.

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