rusty unky


(n) a friend you once had, and who could serve as an uncle to your offspring, but who you haven’t seen for a long time and whose whereabouts are unknown
child: dad, whatever happened to your friend hal?
dad: last i know he was in vegas. as far as i’m concerned, he’s a rusty unky.

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