Rutgers

a largest university in new jersey where students are not spoonfed like other universities. the premiere public university of new jersey. home of the now famous grease trucks. constantly plagued by r-t-rds spreading urban legend of having a high rate of stds.
1. here at rutgers, we won’t baby you. do you your work.
one freakin’ awesome school. where n-body gives a sh-t about you, and you don’t give a sh-t about them. smoke it up, s-x it up, and sleep like its n-body’s business. who cares!
yesterday i got the herpes..from rutgers!
a school where the dirty get stds but the clean are the most awesome people on earth. in new jersey rutgers isn’t noticed as a great school, but everyone knows that it’s much better than pennstate. people you better step up and realize that rutgers=greatest place on earth.
when you go to rutgers only the dirty std infected and the losers read the medium.
rutgers university is a state university in new brunswick, new jersey and is also the largest university in the state, having approximately 30,000 undergraduates. it is home to the division one football team, the scarlet knights. rutgers’ football program isn’t particularly spectacular, however the students have been known to become roudy and agressive at games, especially towards the male cheerleaders of rival teams. academic quality varies from department to department at rutgers but is ranked higher than other state universities in new jersey such as montclair state or tcnj. the long standing rumor that rutgers undergraduates are plagued by stds is totally false. those statistics came from a survey that n-body took seriously, however the female undergraduate’s s-xual prowess is equivocal of their male counterparts. (see hock). visiting females often are unaware and are subsequently solicited into the one night stand by the men on guilden street.
that rutgers chick gave me the mean zj
college in nj that i go to. pretty cool, big campus, okay people. most kids in nj probably know atleast 50 kids they graduated with that go here.
hey, where did joe end up going to college? oh, he went to rutgers like all the other kids we graduated with.
rutgers is the state university of new jersey. just like any other school, it has its ups and downs. 95% of the student population is from new jersey. if you come to rutgers to learn, you will be taught well, but if you come to party, you will have a good time, and might not do so well in your cl-sses. rutgers university (ru) is known for the ru screw, which is how the administration screws over students in almost every department, including housing, academic, and social. the rutgers football team isnt great, but there is still pride for them. overall, it wants to be great and tries really hard to do it, but in general is just a typical school.
i dont know where im going to go to college, so i guess i’ll just go to rutgers
the single most amazing lifeform to have ever achieved sentience in this universe, and all others. on rare occasions, a rutger may allow you to be wrong. he won’t really be wrong, he’ll just grant you the illusion of being right.
“dude, have you seen the remote?” “no.. what do you think i am, a rutger or something?”

when chuck norris was twelve years old, he prayed for facial hair, and his wish was mercifully granted by rutger

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