RWID


remote weapon of idiot destruction, an abbreviation used to describe a technical person who believes he can actually operate servers and storage equipment, but in reality is a complete muppet and does not have a clue about anything computer related.
tech person aka rwid calls in for support,

rwid “i have a problem with my server, the server is not powering on when i push the power on b-tton”
support person “have you plugged in the power cable”
rwid “of course i have… i have been a consultant of 10 year blah blah blah”
support person “ah go on just check to be sure”
rwid “umm okay i will check then but i know you are wrong”
10 mintues later …
rwid “looks like you were right i am going to hang up now”

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