Ryan Aids
a type of disease that only people with the name ryan have. it cures all diseases but will still burn to urinate. you could possible get this one night at some nice bar, or your local doctor could give you a straight dose of the disease.
girl: man, my life has gotten so much better after last night.
guy: why, what happend?
girl: well, i used to have all these std’s, but they seem to have magicaly disappeared after i met a young chap named ryan. but it still burns to p-ss.
guy: i think you got ryan aids.
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