ryan clarke


oxford united player most commonly known on fifa 11 for being the sh-ttist goalie on the game. some say a person with no arms or legs could do better and i think they are not far off the truth. many still live in hope that he might brake both his arms that way he might improve.
(example of spectators)

spectator 1: oh no something terrible has happend

spectator 2: what?

spectator 1:ryan clarke is in goal…..

spectator 2:g-d save us all

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